Straytown, Florida is a wonderfully anomalous hotspot with a diverse population! Being a newcomer can be challenging, which is why we formed the HARMONIC program to educate, assimilate, and integrate clueless specimens into our glorious utopia.
We chose the acronym H.A.R.M.O.N.I.C. because all intelligent lifeforms are welcome here! It doesn't matter if you identify as a:
Meet our beloved Mayor Moon! He is smart and handsome and does not have lice. He smells pleasant and speaks in coherent sentences. He's so awesome that he won a dozen mayoral elections in a row, and he has been Straytown's fearless leader for the past 46 years! Yaaay...
Did we mention that Straytown is unparalleled when it comes to scientific innovation? HARMONIC Labs is our innovative research facility led by the ingenious Dr. Kreek. He went to a college. I think. Apparently he majored in both genetics and bioengineering, with a minor in necromancy. Check out this heartwarming documentary on how he helped saved Christmas!
(If you or a loved one has been critically injured, deformed, and/or disabled in the Floridian Santa Massacre of '84, you can recieve financial compensation here.)