When you see this sign, it means that you are traversing within
a UFO zone. Marvelous as they are, alien UFOs can be quite dangerous.
Each year, approximately 40 Straytown residents go missing around these zones.
The creation of Floridian Santa was our (mostly) successful attempt
at bringing Christmas back to the Sunshine State. However, we DO NOT
recommend approaching him. Towards the end of winter, after he's had his
fill, Floridian Santa will retreat to the woods for a nine-month hibernation.
The Hat Man is a worldwide phenomenon in which numerous
people have claimed to see a shady figure during sleep paralysis.
Here in Straytown, some alleged witnesses argue that he is more
than a mere dream. Because dreams can't be caught on tape.
There is a highly active UFO inhabiting Western Straytown.
Nicknamed "Silent Violet", this spacecraft is suspected to be
linked to the recent spike in missing persons cases. A mandatory
curfew has been put in place until the entity loses interest.
A colossal sea creature that resembles H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu
resides near the east coast. Fortunately, this specimen only becomes
active once or twice per year. If you plan on spending time at
Straytown Beach, please check if it's Cthulhu Season in advance.
